“每天一句，七天成为幽默达人”
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家人们早上好，突然好想你，你却还没起。
Good morning, everyone. I suddenly miss you so much, but you haven't woken up yet.
周末想去看山河大海，看得却是人山人海。
I wanted to see the mountains, rivers and the sea on the weekend, but what I saw was a huge crowd of people.
成功要靠后天的努力，所以今天和明天休息。
Success depends on the efforts of the day after tomorrow, so I'll rest today and tomorrow.
我认得你，你是画家，画饼的专家。
I know you. You're a “painter”, an expert at making empty promises.
穷不可怕，可怕的是，穷的人是我。
Poverty isn't terrifying. What's terrifying is that I'm the one who's poor.
有点暧昧就够你一直回味，你也挺抽象的。
A bit of ambiguity is enough for you to savor all the time. You're quite something.
放假一定要熬夜，这样我的假期，就会比别人多。
I must stay up late during the holiday. This way, my holiday will seem longer than others'.
年轻真的好呀，我也是年纪大了才知道。
Being young is really great. I didn't realize this until I got older.
嫌弃我这，嫌弃我那，我要是没点毛病能看上你。
You dislike this about me and that about me. If I were perfect, how could I fancy you.
，带你回家见岳父。
Follow me so you won't get lost. I'll take you home to meet your father - in - law.
