“每天一句，七天成为幽默活宝”
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早起真的可以干很多事，比如睡个回笼觉。
Getting up early can really enable you to do many things, like having a snooze.
不要因为睡懒觉而感到自责，因为你起来也创造不了什么价值。
Don't feel guilty about sleeping in, because you can't create much value even if you get up.
成功源于后天的努力，所以今明两天就休息一下吧。
Success comes from efforts made after birth, so take a rest today and tomorrow.
我维持身材的秘籍就是避开甜的，特别是那些甜言蜜语。
My secret to maintaining my figure is to avoid sweet things, especially sweet words.
年纪越大越谈不上恋爱了，因为大脑里全是反诈APP。
The older I get, the less likely I am to be in a relationship, because my mind is full of anti - fraud apps.
跟你聊天还不如跟客服聊，不仅回复快还叫我宝贝。
Chatting with you is not as good as chatting with the customer service. They not only reply quickly but also call me "baby".
你家住八卦阵里吗？怎么阴阳怪气的。
Do you live in the Eight Diagrams Formation? Why are you being so sarcastic?
情况呢，就是这个情况，具体什么情况，还得看情况。
Well, this is the situation. As for the specific situation, it depends.
