句句合法却句句有病，这些话太扎心！
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01、好烦，到了富婆的年纪，缺没有富婆的实力。💰Annoying - reached rich auntie age without rich auntie money.😫
02、拒绝别人有个最有效的方式：要不，你就当我S了吧。☠Best way to reject people: Just pretend I'm dead.🙅
03、为什么成功人士喜欢给你灌鸡汤，因为他们把鸡肉吃完了。🍗Why successful people love preaching - they've eaten all the chicken.🤲
04、我才20岁，我可以成为任何我想成为的废物。🎯I'm only 20, I can be whatever kind of loser I want.🤪
05、想喝奶茶想吃肉，想不运动躺着瘦。祝你好梦🧋Want milk tea and meat, want to lose weight while lying down. Sweet dreams~😴
06、一份工作搞了二三十个破群，拿着两千多的工资，就像在给老板管理后宫。👑Managing 20-30 useless groups for a 2000-yuan salary feels like running the boss's harem.💼
07、医生问我年纪轻轻的，牙齿怎么磨损这么严重，我说:这些年都是咬着牙过来的。🦷Doctor asked why my teeth are so worn at young age. I said: I've been gritting my teeth through these years.😬
08、有钱败家，没钱拜佛，靠自己是靠不住了，只能靠老天爷。💸Spend money when rich, pray to Buddha when poor. Can't rely on myself, only on God.🙏
09、重新爱上自已的理由，仅仅是洗了个头。💆The reason to fall in love with myself again is just washing my hair.
