“每天一句，十天让你成为幽默王”
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01、
是金子总会发光的，可我们都是老铁啊。
If you're gold, you'll shine. But we're just ordinary iron.
02、
有件事说出来你可能不信，那我就不说了。
There's something you might not believe if I tell you, so I'd better not say it.
03、
如果我没猜错的话，那我一定是猜对了。
If I'm not wrong, then I must be right.
04、
你好，有什么倒忙我可以帮的。
Hello, is there any way I can be of negative help?
05、
我的感情路很顺，一路上都没什么人。
My love life is really smooth. There's hardly anyone on this journey.
06、
最近手头有点紧，能不能借你的手牵牵。
I'm a bit short of money recently. Can I hold your hand?
07、
三观正的做我朋友，五官正的做我男朋友。
Those with a proper outlook on life, values and world view can be my friends. Those who are good - looking can be my boyfriend.
08、
你还年轻，你把钱给我，你自己再去赚可以吗？
You're still young. Can you give me your money and then earn some more for yourself?
09、
一不小心就胖了，一不小心就老了，啥时候一不小心就富了啊。
I gained weight without noticing, and I got old without realizing. When can I get rich without trying?
10、
好看就是好看，难看就是难看，好难看是什么意思？
Good - looking is good - looking, ugly is ugly. What does "so ugly" mean?
