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01、这么重视我吗？还得算卦占卜到吉时才能回消息？
Do you take me so seriously? Do you have to do divination before you can reply to the news?
02、回消息这么慢，是有人枕着你胳膊吗？枕你胳膊的男的女的？
Is someone pillowing your arm when you answer the message so slowly? The man and woman who pillowed your arm?
03、请问是量子纠缠还是天文奇观影响了你打字的速度？
Is it quantum entanglement or astronomical wonders that affect your typing speed?
04、上帝到底关了哪扇窗？我和你的聊天窗吗？
Which window did God close? Me and your chat window?
05、我去忙了，走之前给你打个退骚针，以防我不在，你在外面沾花惹草。
I'm going to be busy. I'll give you an injection before I go, in case I'm not here and you're out messing around.
06、能刷你的医保卡吗？我已经被你的已读不回给冻感冒了。
Can I swipe your health insurance card? I have been unable to read back to the cold.
07、我是小三小四小五吗？聊几句就不回了，是被你大房二房逮着了吗？
Am I the other woman, the fourth and the fifth? I won't answer after a few words. Was it caught by your big room and the second room?
08、能跟我多聊几句吗？我不喜欢太短的男孩子。
Can you talk to me more? I don't like boys who are too short.
09、宝，你真是太守男德了，既不联系前任，也不联系现任，难道是在忙着联系下一任？
Bao, you are really too moral, neither the ex nor the present, are you busy contacting the next one?
