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01、好久没喝酒了，不知道青岛还甜不甜，雪花还飘不飘，今晚出来约一下？
I haven't had a drink for a long time. I don't know whether Qingdao is still sweet or not. I don't know if the snowflakes are still floating. Let's make an appointment tonight.
02、你爱我，我就永远爱你，如果你不爱我，我就永远想你。
You love me, I will always love you, if you do not love me, I will always miss you.
03、你像一本未删减版禁书，越翻阅越危险却停不下来。
You are like an unabridged banned book, the more you read it, the more dangerous it becomes, but you can't stop.
04、医生说我缺维他命U(You)，建议每日见面治疗。
The doctor said I was deficient in vitamin U (You) and recommended daily treatment.
05、青山绿水多可爱，漂亮女子人人爱，为了祖国下一代，我必须和你谈恋爱。
Green mountains and rivers are so lovely, beautiful women are loved by everyone, for the sake of the next generation of the motherland, I must fall in love with you.
06、你睡觉就睡觉，和我说干嘛？跟我说又不能一起睡，这不是让我上火吗？
Why are you talking to me when you go to bed? Tell me you can't sleep together, doesn't that make me angry?
07、***吗？你偷偷替我上班，我记这份恩情。
Having an affair? I remember the kindness of you secretly working for me.
08、建议你申请专利——你的存在严重扰乱我多巴胺分泌。
I suggest you apply for a patent-your presence seriously disrupts my dopamine secretion.
09、人生不过三万天，有空就过来和我多睡几天！
Life is only 30,000 days, come and sleep with me for a few more days when you are free!
10、有谣言说我是老色批，我澄清一下，我不老。
There is a rumor that I am an old man. Let me clarify that I am not old.
