“流氓耍到位，床板压到碎”
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01、我喜欢养小动物，如果你不嫌弃，也可以养你，白天管吃，晚上管睡。
I like raising small animals. If you don't hate it, I can also support you. I can eat during the day and sleep at night.
02、我取经失败了，因为最后一难是忘记你，我过不去。
I failed to learn from the lesson, because the last difficulty is to forget you, I can't get through.
03、你这张脸在古代可以换边疆300年和平了！
Your face can be changed in ancient times for 300 years of peace in the frontier!
04、我逃不出你的手掌心，更逃不过你的无底洞。
I can not escape from your palm, let alone your bottomless pit.
05、想和你去不同的地方，睡遍不同的床。
I want to go to different places and sleep in different beds with you.
06、想抱你坐在我的大腿上，软座变硬座，硬座变插座！
Want to hold you on my lap, soft seat becomes hard seat, hard seat becomes socket!
07、别人说我耐力好，全拜你所赐，若不是你每天晚上哭着闹着叫我坚持一下下，恐怕很难有今日的成绩。
People say I have good endurance, thanks to you. If you hadn't cried and told me to hold on for a while every night, I'm afraid I wouldn't have achieved what I am today.
08、问你个事，你在上面快乐，还是在下面快乐！
Let me ask you something, are you happy above or below!
09、无论有多累，你的每个动作都很到位。
No matter how tired you are, your every move is in place.
