“爽到失声尖叫的拉丝情话”
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1、给你一个入口，一片桃花源，开启一场荒诞的旅程。
Offer you an entrance, a paradise, and start a journey of absurdity.
2、愿你平安顺遂。
Wishing you peace and safety.
3、车速越快，声浪越大。遇到水坑，别减速，直接冲过去。
The faster the car, the louder the roar. When you hit a puddle, don't slow down—just charge through.
4、男人对女人最大的尊重，是“独立自主”。如果你做不到，那说明你不够爱她。
The greatest respect a man can show a woman is independence. If you can't do it, it means you don't love her enough.
5、道理我都懂，但我想要的从来不是道理，而是你。
I understand all the reasons, but what I really want is you, not the reasons.
6、如果你不开心了，那我只能低头，用我的三寸不烂之舌好好跟你讲道理了。
If you're unhappy, I'll have to bow my head and use my silver tongue to explain things to you properly.
7、别人家孩子都会买纸了，而你的孩子还在纸上爬。
Other kids can buy paper now, but yours is still crawling on it.
8、我想毫无保留地对你倾诉，为你把复杂的事情简单化。
I want to pour out my heart to you and simplify the complexities for you.
