“「我想你了」嘴笨没关系会撩就行”
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01、请问，是直接爱我还是走个流程？
Excuse me, love me directly or go through a process?
02、我给你科普一下鸭子的种类：可达鸭、小黄鸭、扁嘴鸭，我想你了鸭。
Let me tell you about the types of ducks: Psyduck, little yellow duck, flat-billed duck. I miss you, duck.
03、完了完了完了，我家猪丢了，上一秒还在回信息，下一秒就不见了。
Oh no, oh no, oh no. My pig is lost. One second he was replying to messages, and the next second he was gone.
04、有道数学题我想请教你，你能教我算一下，我们在一起的概率是多少吗？
There is a math problem I want to ask you. Can you teach me to calculate what the probability is that we are together?
05、今晚睡觉别关窗，我想偷偷去你梦里。
Don't close the window when you sleep tonight. I want to sneak into your dream.
06、若非深情难以自拔，怎会让思念泛滥成灾。
If it weren't for deep affection that is hard to extricate oneself from, how could longing flood and become a disaster.
07、跟你捉迷藏的话我肯定输，因为爱你的心怎么也藏不住。
If I play hide and seek with you, I will definitely lose because my heart that loves you can't be hidden no matter what.
08、天冷了，给你三个选择：我上你的床，你上我的床或咱俩同床。
It's getting cold. Here are three choices for you: I get on your bed, you get on my bed, or we share the same bed.
09、你到底给我下了什么药，早上想你，中午想你，晚上更加想你，快把解药交出来。
What kind of drug did you give me? I miss you in the morning, I miss you at noon, and I miss you even more at night. Hand over the antidote quickly.
