没钱了这样发朋友圈，笑声全网都能听见
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1、多我一个富婆，是会破坏生态平衡吗？
If there's one more rich woman like me, would it disrupt the ecological balance?
2、沉默是金，我一定是不够沉默。
Silence is golden, I must not be silent enough.
3、破碎感我没有，破产感倒是有一些。
I don't have a sense of brokenness, but I do have a sense of bankruptcy.
4、刚扇了钱包一耳光，希望它能肿起来。
Just slapped my wallet, hoping it will swell up.
5、别问我现金还是刷卡，刷碗行吗？
Don't ask me cash or card, can dishwashing work?
6、爸妈老是担心我乱花钱，就是不担心我有没有钱可以乱花。
Parents are always worried that I spend money recklessly, but they never worry if I have money to spend recklessly.
7、最近感觉哪哪都不舒服，这种情况，估计是缺少维生素RMB了。
Lately, I feel uncomfortable everywhere. This situation is probably due to a lack of RMB vitamins (money).
8、俗话说得好，女子无财便是德。
As the saying goes, for a woman, virtue is better than wealth.
9、我还年轻，现在没钱不算什么，以后没钱的日子还多着呢。
I'm still young. Not having money now is nothing. There will be plenty of days without money in the future.
